Update: Sean Penn Still Alive

It has just been reported that Sean Penn, actor who’s supposed to be dead because you watch a lot of basic cable and have seen way too many Benicio Del Toro movies, is still alive. We’ll update Penn’s status weekly, and remind you that you have in fact become that aunt that listens to the police scanner all day and never changes out of her nightgown.

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